Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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