420 ftw
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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