The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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