so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
