Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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