Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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