when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You have to summon your inner elephant
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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