omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
