when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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