If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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