I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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