Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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