this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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