i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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