I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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