No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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