Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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