You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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