Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I got inside last night via doggy door
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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