My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
