Can Purell be used as lube?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize