but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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