Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize