hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want to fling myself into the sun
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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