If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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