I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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