Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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