yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Mom said you looked used
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Randomize