For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
zippers are such a cool invention
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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