the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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