i jhust puked up my retainher.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
