Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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