was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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