Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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