Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
