Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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