Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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