would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
