I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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