new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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