Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
