Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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