We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We are all done wearing pants today
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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