i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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