Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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