I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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