Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
