Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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