they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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