I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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