Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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