i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
