she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize