let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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