It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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